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Bow-Wow Meow is a non-accredited diploma-mill
for dogs and cats. Founded in December, 2006, it is located in the very dogmatic
(and catmatic) town of Croydon, Pennsylvania. In our Undergraduate Division,
we have President Rover Barkingham III and Chairdog Woofy D. Topdog. Professor
Topdog also is Chairdog of the Dogmanities Department. In our Graduate
Division, we have President Cleo B. Finicky and Chairman Meow. Our Catmanities
Department has many distinguished guest meowers. Please join our happy graduates
by ordering your degree today! Who knows, a Bachelor of Barks© may open many
doors in doghouses and fenses to bone chewing opportunity! For cats, knowing
it all comes naturally, and what better way is there to prove you know it all
than by ordering your Master of Meows©Degree! Bow-Wow Meow does not
discriminate of the basis of color, breed, size, or bone-chewing preferences. |