Bow-Wow Meow University
 

"The World's Only 'Diploma-Mill' for Dogs and Cats"

No classes!
No studies!
We are not accredited by anyone!

 

Bow-Wow Meow is a non-accredited diploma-mill for dogs and cats. Founded in December, 2006, it is located in the very dogmatic (and catmatic) town of Croydon, Pennsylvania.
In our Undergraduate Division, we have President Rover Barkingham III and Chairdog Woofy D. Topdog. Professor Topdog also is Chairdog of the Dogmanities Department.
In our Graduate Division, we have President Cleo B. Finicky and Chairman Meow. Our Catmanities Department has many distinguished guest meowers.
Please join our happy graduates by ordering your degree today! Who knows, a Bachelor of Barks© may open many doors in doghouses and fenses to bone chewing opportunity!
For cats, knowing it all comes naturally, and what better way is there to prove you know it all than by ordering your Master of Meows©Degree!
Bow-Wow Meow does not discriminate of the basis of color, breed, size, or bone-chewing preferences.

 

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